What’s Realer Than Fat and Tendon? The Humanity of P.O.S.

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At some point, I had aspirations of creating a list chronicling the best releases of the past year. But when I thought of what albums should appear on such a list, one hip-hop record in particular kept imposing itself and making it’s presence known. That record is Never Better by P.O.S.

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Tuesday, January 19th, 2010 General 2 Comments

Dying With Decent Music – The Paper Chase

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A strained, male voice works it’s way through a rambling fear. Jumping between extra-dimensional beings, area 51, and global disasters, this is not so much any sort of coherent speech, but a checklist. This man is weeping his way through his many fears. Beneath this sits a low rumble. An ominous string quartet, sawing in short, measured strokes. Slowly chipping away at sanity. Then, a piano enters, emitting a staggered thump.

Thus begins “Now You Are One of Us”, the fourth full-length album by the Paper Chase, and my personal favorite. It’s all the jagged glory of the band’s sound, perfectly encapsulated and executed by it’s main orchestrator, John Congleton. His mind has always been at the forefront, as their first release, “Young Bodies Heal Quickly, You Know”, was simply a way for Congleton to work through his frequent panic attacks.
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Friday, October 30th, 2009 General No Comments

A Man and a Mission: The Eternal Plight of Andrew WK

Andrew WK is some rare beast. He is a snarling, roaring animal. A human wrecking ball. He doesn’t have violence or mayhem on his mind, however. In reality, he wants two simple things: He wants to party, and he wants you to join him. But make no mistake, folks. Andrew doesn’t half-ass these things. When it’s time to party, he will party hard.

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Saturday, August 15th, 2009 General 1 Comment

YouTube Round-Up: 5/26/09

The YouTube roundup is a regular feature, showcasing various music-related videos that inform, entertain, or stupefy.

DJ Funktuall

This guy is a gem in the pile of shit that usually makes up YouTube. He has a seemingly encyclopedic knowledge of  Funk, Soul, and classic Hip-Hop; knowledge that he is more than happy to share. He has his semi-regular series “Top 10 Samples in Hip-Hop History”, part 20 of which is posted above. He has managed to capture the base excitement of hearing something familiar in it’s original context, all wrapped in the personality of a guy who is smart, funny, and knowledgeable. He has the recipe, to say the least. Subscribe immediately.

Matt and Kim – It’s a Fact

I touched on Matt and Kim in my previous post on Auto-Tune, but they deserve more than a passing mention. The premise of their sound is fairly basic. Kim pounds away on the drums, while Matt bangs on a handful of keyboards while half-yelling, half-singing into microphone. And with these three elements, they produce the happiest music you will ever hear. As testament to this, scour the internet and try to find a picture or video of Kim when she is not smiling. I have heard rumors and whispers in the wind, but have yet to witness actual proof.

The Same Love Made Me Laugh

Bonnie Prince Billy covers Bill Withers’ “The Same Love Made Me Laugh”. I believe it might be impossible to find a single flaw in this thing, because it’s the little imperfections that make the performance endearing and, ultimately, perfect. The wavering pitch, the crack in the voice, the nervous tick all make the emotional context a real, tangible thing, as apposed to an abstract concept. It’s not rehearsed or practiced, this is Bonnie Price Billy, just as he was made.

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 YouTube Round-Up No Comments

The Thing About Auto-Tune

Auto-Tune’s been getting a bad rap lately, and it’s really not the poor girl’s fault.

First, a bit of an overview for those unaware. Auto-Tune, produced by the fine people at Antares, is a relatively simple concept. It is a music production plug-in that will analyze the audio brought into it (usually a monophonic instrument, such as a voice). It will identify the pitch, and shift that pitch, in real time, the closest note value. Controls are available to set it within a certain key, or change  how fast it clamps down on errant notes. Essentially, it is rounding everything off, sanding hard corners and covering blemishes.

Here is the situation that showcases Auto-Tune’s intended use: You have a singer, and he or she has just laid down a perfect take. Or at least as perfect as man has achieved. Confident delivery, emotionally deep, and all that jazz. Here’s the problem with the thing: there is this one, singular, note that is flat. Just enough. Off too much to be unnoticed, and too little to be charming. Will you sacrifice this gorgeous piece of vocal talent over the miniscule issue of pitch? You don’t have to! Throw some Auto-Tune on that bitch. And there, pitches are tightened, and the track is saved.

However, Auto-Tune is known nowadays for how it responds when pushed to its limits. Pitches are locked down hard and fast, with no room for vibrato, glissando, or any real humanity. When people decry the use of Auto-Tune, this is what they are referring to, and any pop music listener should recognize the sound almost immediately.

T-pain is an innovator in this respect. He his currently the most public and vocal (gufaw gufaw) proponent and user of Auto-Tune, although there are certainly earlier examples (see: Cher). He is so intrinsically tied to the sound that when a certain Weezy F Baby (he would ask you to not forget the F) copped the technique, he became known as “T-Wayne”.

In certain ways, Lil Wayne is also influential in Auto-Tune use. He made it OK for rappers to implement the sound, without having to utilize any actual singing talent. I wonder if he knows what he’s done. I wonder if he lays awake thinking about the evils he has unleashed upon the world. I doubt it. I hear untold amounts of money make for excellent bedding.

So, when music snobs, their noses held high, declare the evils of Auto-Tune, this is what their referring to. This is not, however, Auto-Tune’s only purpose. There’s the example posted above, a workman present in any modern studio. Then there are more interesting applications. For example, Daft Punk’s more famous vocal based tracks, such as “Around the World”, and “Harder Better Faster Stronger” push the unnervingly-perfect quality into full on robot speak.

When the first bits of Kanye West’s 808’s and Heartbreak began to trickle out, fans and critics derided him for apparently appealing to trends by adopting sung, auto-tuned vocals. Really, though, what he was doing was, and still is, a completely unique approach to auto-tune, and really, pop songwriting in general. No one else has really been able to imitate this type of stark, electronic sound. Besides, it’s hard to argue with Kanye’s reasoning. From an interview with Fader: “I’m using auto-tune because I don’t give a fuck. I like the way it sounds.”

One final example: “Lightspeed” by Matt and Kim. As we’ve seen above, Auto-Tune is typically associated with Rap and R&B. However, here it is applied to great affect in perhaps one of the happiest songs you will ever hear. It only requires bare instrumentation, and the effect only makes itself apparent when the vocals begin to careen wildly.

So, my fellow digesters and critics of music. Don’t criticize Auto-Tune as you did before you were properly educated. The old girl deserves better than that. Criticize, instead, the song writers and record producers using the effect in such unimaginative ways. In that same vain, I say to my fellow song writers and record producers, experiment for God’s sake! Do something interesting with the thing! Put on a rhythm part, a string part, anything but a vocal!

Or you could just use Melodyne. Whatever.

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Monday, May 25th, 2009 General No Comments

Toxicity

We, as both a society and as individuals, would like to think that we exclusively value music that we can identify as “good”. Most take, “good”, to mean that it holds some sort of artistic value. If only it was that easy.

We have all had an experience where a song that we wouldn’t normally consider artistically valid becomes stuck in our head. I have myself recently experienced this with the song “Human” by The Killers. Normally, I consider the lyric  ”Are we human, or are we dancer?” to be completely boneheaded and the overall song to be terrible. And yet, I still find myself humming it at odd times. If you’re like me, you justify this kind of activity by saying, “Oh, it’s just catchy.”

We see that there are two types of songs that we assign value to, even if it’s only on a subconscious level. Good songs and catchy songs. A good song can be catchy, and a abhorrent song is often neither. To better understand this, it would be useful to look at specific examples. Luckily, there is an artist that can provide us with what we require: Britney Spears. Regardless about how you feel about her ex, her kids, or her hairstyle, you can’t deny that she has produced some monster pop songs over the years. But are they good, are they catchy, or are they both? Depends on which one you look at.

Can you guess the name of this song? Here’s a hint: it’s repeated more times than anyone should count. One of the easiest ways to spot a song who’s sole aim is to be catchy is to see where it places it’s emphasis. The writers of these songs are often aware that what they’ve composed doesn’t have much value beyond it’s ability to stick in your head. Subsequently, they place all of their metaphorical eggs in an equally metaphorical basket.

In this case, it is manifested through the hammering of the phrase “Gimme, gimme more”. Beyond that, there’s basically nothing here. The same boring bass line and boneheaded drum beat repeat the whole song, with other instruments only being added for the oft-repeated chorus. In terms of composition, tone, and originality, the whole affair is worthless. And yet that damnable phrase refuses to leave you, like Poe’s raven, forever haunting the bust above your door.

There we go. That’s that good shit. “Toxic” is arguably one of Spears’ best songs, along with being a pop masterpiece. Here we are able to find real, tangible value. Musically, it’s a rich and full affair, with guitars, strings, and synths all serving to back up the vocal. All of the instruments, voice included, change dynamics with the song, making for a much more nuanced recording. It’s important to note that “Toxic” is just as catchy as “Gimme More”. However, this song is memorable for entirely different reasons. Instead of relying on rote memorization, “Toxic” stays with you due to well-written melodies and interesting sounds, such as the string part during the verses.

Basically, this whole exercise leads us here: “Gimme More” is a catchy song. ”Toxic” is a good song. We have plenty of one, and far too few of the other. And it seems, more and more, that we are confusing these two aspects of popular music.

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Saturday, April 4th, 2009 Uncategorized 2 Comments

Us Against the World: The Problem with Christian Music

The Christian Music industry is an odd beast. I say this as someone who listened to the stuff up to my early teens. Sometime around then, I bought my first Metallica record and started playing guitar, and thus ruined the whole deal. On some level, though, I still have an affinity for this brand of music, to the point where I play guitar for my church band, and actually enjoy the experience.

The music itself, however, is in the midst of dire times, and has been for some time. I challenge you to turn on your local Christian radio station and locate more than a grain of originality. In terms of instrumentation, these artists have established long ago what their audience is comfortable with, and have not deviated from it in the slightest. When the lyrics present themselves, I become convinced that there must exist a sort of Madlib for Christian music, where nondescript words of praise such as “holy” or “sanctified” can be entered at will.

To be fair, however, most of what you’ll hear on such radio stations is of the genre known as “Contemporary Christian”. Many of the same gripes about unoriginality can be brought to bear against pop radio. But what about the evangelical variants of Metal and Rap? The majority suffer from the same banality. They exist simply as an alternative to “The World’s” version of these same genres. I remember, back when I inhabited this musical realm, there was a chart in one of the local Christian book stores which listed a variety of secular artists, along with Christian surrogates which were considered more wholesome. They were certainly not shy about their perceived task: Creating music that you can’t feel guilty about.

However, artists who make and market music solely for a Christian audience also face extreme artistic limitations. For an artist to be successful within the Christian music community, harsh judgement is leveled not only against the music, but against the artist. You’ll never hear U2 on evangelical radio, because they smoke, cuss and drink. You will however, hear their songs played by an approved artist. Many Christian labels require theses artists to sign morality clauses, giving the label an out on an artist who’s career has died because he was caught drinking a beer. The idea of “any publicity is good publicity”, is invalid when it comes to evangelical music. The slightest hint of sinful behavior is a career death sentence.

Obviously this is not ideal. I’m not saying all Christian artists create music that is original, or lacking depth. But there’s a reason most of the good ones exist outside of the normal Christian music scene. Regardless of religious affinity, strict boundaries aren’t good for any artists’ growth or development.

I’m done with people making Christian music. I want people who are Christians making music.

Edit: As a quick addition to this article, if you want to learn more about the Christian music scene, especially from an outsider, I recommend Body Piercing Saved My Life: Inside the Phenomenon of Christian Rock by Andrew Beaujon.

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Wednesday, March 4th, 2009 General 2 Comments

YouTube Round-Up: 2/13/09

The YouTube roundup is a regular feature, showcasing various music-related videos that inform, entertain, or stupefy.

The History of the Amen Break

Great documentary on one of the most famous samples ever. It’s interesting how such a small section of a relatively minor piece of music can birth whole genres and embed itself in the public consciousness, without most of the public even knowing it’s origins. Also offers some thoughts on the ethics of sampling, a topic I will surely be covering at a later date. Gets a little preachy, but still worth watching.

 

The Monome

I find the Monome to be an exciting endeavor, despite the actual hardware being extremely simple. It’s a bunch of buttons. They light up. That’s it. What makes the Monome revolutionary is its open source nature, and how the electronic music community has embraced the platform. The thing can be shaped and carved into whatever the user wants. In my mind, this is the essence of true innovation, musical or not.

 

The Beastie Boys – Three MC’s and One DJ

I can’t really generate a lot to say about this. It’s just astounding. Look past the corny set-up, and you are seeing the roots and basics of hip-hop culture. This song is the year zero of the genre, years after the date in question.

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Friday, February 13th, 2009 YouTube Round-Up No Comments

Playing Favorites: How Value is Assigned

“I promise you’re my first. You always remember your first.” – Max Bemis

When I think about the concept of a new Postal Service album, I get excited. Even though there is absolutely no indication that one is in production, just the idea of it makes me happy inside. The thing is, even if this album is absolutely amazing, and is considered by anyone and everyone to be the best thing that they have ever produced, I probably wont like it as much as Give Up, their landmark debut album. This is the way I operate. This is the way my brain is wired.

Because, really, when I deal with the concept of a new Postal Service album, it is based on the idea of it being like their first album. Or, more accurately, the experience of listening to the albums being the same. This is basically impossible, because the experience of listening to Give Up is tied to the excitement of hearing a new sound for the first time. When dealing with music, my brain specifically values my personal, first experience. That is why …Is a Real Boy is my favorite Say Anything record. That is why Picaresque is my favorite Decemberists record. The Beatles’ Revolver. Metallica’s S&M. Jay-Z’s Black Album. The list goes on and on.

With many of these examples, people would argue that those artists have produced works superior to the ones I’ve listed. They’re right! I listen to Surfer Rosa by the Pixies, and I know that it’s a better record in practically every way. Hell, I enjoy listening to it more. And yet, I will always identify Dolittle as my favorite. At the core of it all, my identification of a “favorite” has just as much to do with the feelings I associate with it as it does the quality of the songs.

And that is why, no matter how many excellent and groundbreaking records are spawned, Give Up by the Postal Service will remain my favorite electronic album of all time.

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Wednesday, February 11th, 2009 General No Comments

A Case for Mr. Fahrenheit

I’m going to start writing a column for this site called “Calvin Has Opinions About Music”, also known as CHOAM for short. It will contain ramblings, theories, and reviews. This is the first one. Get in on the fucking ground floor.

I’m going to go in swinging. Freddy Mercury is the greatest rock singer of all time. Notice I’m not adding any weak-ass qualifiers like, “might be”, or “one of the”. There is no question in my mind. That man was rock music in it’s largest and purest iteration.

Queen was a band made for stadiums, and Freddy , to quote the Decemberists, was meant for the stage. He was born to work the roiling, fevered masses into a wild madness. Queen was what every 80’s hair metal wanted to be, only classier and without the stupid gimmicks. Unwaveringly brash, unfailingly grand, and larger than life itself. I have a hard time imagining “Stone Cold Crazy” or  ”Bicycle Race” being played in some small, dingy club. These songs ached for a higher purpose.

When most people are tasked to name the defining Queen song, they come up with “Bohemian Rhapsody”. These people are probably right. For me, however, the song that characterized Queen and Freddy Mercury was “Somebody to Love”.

There’s one vocalist on the track, but really, there are two vocal identities at work: The lead, and the choir. The interplay between Freddy Mercury and the layered version of himself is beautiful, a dynamic reminiscent of something from a greek tragedy.

The progression of the track can only be described as epic. Your first listen, you think that the bridge after the second  chorus is the song’s high point, and that afterward the thing will wrap up. Then the song says, “Fuck you, that was nothing motherfucker” by jumping right into the third verse like what preceded was a walk in the park.

As it builds to it’s actual climax, the song eschews any other flourishes of phrase and focuses on the crux of the matter. It builds the singular phrase, “Find me somebody to love” into a crescendo of melody and harmony, among thunderous drums and a rumbling, torrential piano. By the end, the vocals are so tight and catchy that they resemble Doo-wop. The song is glorious in its melodramatics and unforgiving in it’s scale. This is Freddy Mercury. This is Queen. This is fucking rock and roll.

“I just gotta get out of this prison cell, someday I’m gonna be free.”

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Wednesday, January 14th, 2009 General No Comments