Anonymous asked:
What should I do with my useless life? Yours truly, Rik.
Everyone needs a hobby. For example, if you’re out and about and you see a dog, start saying really mean things to it. Call it dumb and ugly. Say it has a stupid face. Laugh at what a gross butt it has. Spend your spare time thinking about the meanest things you can say to a dog. Soon you’ll have enough for a book!